It's the Insane Clown Posse's infomercial for the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos.
It's the dawn of my year. It's the first time I've seen light in 2013. I watched it twice before my eyes could adjust to the blinding white light of day breaking over open water.
A full review of ICP:GotJ2k14 will be available to you soon, babe.