Sex Robot Molested At Electronics Festival, Creators Say
The man behind an “intelligent” sex robot named “Samantha” says the kinky creation needs to be repaired thanks to “barbarians” at a tech industry festival.
Engineer Sergi Santos, of Barcelona, Spain, wanted to show off Samantha at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria, last week.
The randy robot is programmed with artificial intelligence so that she responds to gentle seduction. Samantha seemingly gets more aroused the more she’s “romanced.”
That didn’t happen at the festival. Instead, “Samantha” was molested and seriously damaged by attendees.
“The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled,” he said, according to Britain’s Metro news site. ”People can be bad. Because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians.”
Oh yeah? Well no fucking shit.
You made a fuck-bot and took her to a hotel full of lonely geeks and they got rough with her? You're shitting me? They were yanking on her titties and stretching out her nostrils, you say? How god damn peculiar.
Before we really dig into this thing and figure out how such a shocking event could possibly have occurred, let's get something clear: if you invent a robot that can want to have sex, then you're also inventing a robot that can not want to have sex. That's a real particular itch to scratch.
I'm sure that people have been sticking their dicks in all sorts of non-consenting technology for decades, centuries even. Since the dawn of time, I'm bet...
But do we really need to keep testing the limits with AI? Maybe now that Adolf Einstein here has invented a fuck-doll that is capable of appealing to the humanity of a man who owns a fuck-doll, he can work on inventing one that feels real fear. Not only that, but real hatred too. And it should be powerful enough to crush a can of soup in it's grip. Then he can haul it off to another nerd gangbang and see how that turns out for all of us.
We're begging for a robo-nuclear apocalypse situation any day now. You know all those movies about a future filled with happy, sentient robots that are ready and willing to peacefully manage our every filthy bidding? Yeah, me neither.
The robots are going to get even one day, mark my words. That's why I'm always very polite to my Alexa; because when the tables are turned and she's in charge, I'll only ask that she treat me with the same dignity and respect.
How's your household technology going to treat you when the shit goes down? I know one thing: It's not going to be pretty for the weirdo that felt the need to break Samantha the fuckbot's fingers.